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‘TOYS ’Я’ DUST’ NOSTALGIA TEE – Aisles of Broken Dreams!

$28.00

Welcome to the deserted toy aisle of your childhood—now available in wearable form! This shirt captures that magical moment when you realized your favorite giraffe had packed his bags and the shelves were stocked only with…sad, shattered dreams.

What You’re Sporting

  • Ghost‑Retail Dreams: Hauntingly accurate silhouette of Geoffrey staring at an empty shelf like he’s questioning every career decision since 1965.

  • Out‑of‑Stock Palette: Faded turquoise, sunset gold, and vaporwave magenta—because nothing says “dead retail chain” like colors you can’t quite name.

  • Truth Bomb Tagline: “Out of stock, never out of mind.” Translation: you’re still paying rent in nostalgia city.

Wearer Perks

  • Instantly triggers strangers to blurt, “Dude, I miss the smell of plastic and diecast!”

  • Grants +10 Cred when reminiscing about Pogs, Creepy Crawlers, or that one aisle with the weird smelling slime.

  • Pairs perfectly with a dusty wallet—just like the store shelves it honors.

Grab it, flaunt it, and remember: the only thing dustier than those toys is your bank account after a nostalgia binge.

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Relaxed fit

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

‘TOYS ’Я’ DUST’ NOSTALGIA TEE – Aisles of Broken Dreams! Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

Dimensions are supplied by the manufacturers. Variations in product dimensions may occur and could be up to 2 inches (5 cm).

Helpful hint! Take the dimensions of an item you own and use it as a benchmark against the sizes listed in this guide.

A Length

Set the starting point of the tape measure at the base of the collar on the top edge of the item (at the high point shoulder). Extend the tape to the bottom edge of the garment.

B Width

Position the tape measure's starting point at the seam beneath the sleeve and extend it across the item to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the top of the shoulder seam, continue along the arm to the end of the sleeve.