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'Channel 3 Snow Club' Tee – 8‑Bit Chill, Static Thrills & Saturday‑Morning Lag!

$28.00

If you’ve ever slapped the side of a CRT, flicked the RF switch, and prayed to the cartridge gods, congratulations—you’re already a lifetime member of the Channel 3 Snow Club. This tee is your secret handshake.

Snow‑Covered Features

Pixel Perk Why You Need It
Retro Static TV That sweet hiss of white noise your HDTV will never replicate.
NES Toaster Cameo The OG console that required lung power, religious rituals, and occasional violence to boot up.
Frost‑Blue Motto: “Where every game starts with snow.” Because “Input 2” just never felt as rebellious.

Wearer Bonus Loot

  • +25% nostalgia stat when paired with tube socks and microwaved Pizza Bagels.

  • Automatically attracts fellow cartridge‑blowers—they’ll appear out of nowhere to tell you “My copy of Zelda II STILL works.”

  • Emits faint ghost‑buzz sound in silent rooms (okay, maybe that’s just tinnitus from years from playing too many video games).

Slip it on, jiggle your RF cable, and revel in the icy curtain of analog bliss. Membership dues? Just your dignity after admitting you once played an entire level through rolling static because finding the remote was harder than the boss fight.

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Relaxed fit

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

'Channel 3 Snow Club' Tee – 8‑Bit Chill, Static Thrills & Saturday‑Morning Lag! Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

Dimensions are supplied by the manufacturers. Variations in product dimensions may occur and could be up to 2 inches (5 cm).

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A Length

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B Width

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C Sleeve length

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