'LASERDISC LEAGUE' TEE: 12‑INCH SPINNERS, 425‑LINE FLEX, & REMOTE‑CONTROL ROYALTY

Tired of flimsy DVDs and streaming pixels that disappear faster than your Wi‑Fi signal? Step up to the platter that doubles as a riot shield and makes your Blu‑ray weep in jealousy: the mighty LaserDisc.

This tee lets the world know you’re part of the elite club that flips discs mid‑movie and calls it “cinema calf‑raises.”

League Credentials Woven Into the Shirt

• Mega-Sized Laserdisc Icon – Big enough to moonlight as a BYOB disco ball.

• Red‑Hot Laser Burst – Because lasers make everything 42% cooler and 100% less eye‑safe.

• Heroic Tagline: “Spinning at 425 Lines Since ’91.” Translation: you appreciate analog resolution flexing before HD was even a glimmer.

• Twinkling Retro Star Bursts – Scattered around the disc like cosmic confetti, proving every playback is an intergalactic event.

Perks of Membership

• Instant Conversation Starter – Expect strangers to confess they’ve never actually seen a LaserDisc player.

• Built‑In Arm Workout – Re‑enact side‑B flips to keep biceps in VHS‑rewind shape.

• Authentic Screen‑Door Grain – Wearing this tee gives your life a subtle analog filter (grain sold separately).

So suit up, shine on, and remember: size matters—especially when your movie is the diameter of a vinyl and the weight of a dinner plate.

Welcome to the LaserDisc League, where buffering is just a myth you laugh at from your rotary‑phone throne.