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BLOCKBUSTER ‘OVERNIGHTER’ TEE

$28.00

Remember sprint‑driving to Blockbuster at 10:57 PM in pajama pants because you “TOTALLY” had time to turn in your VHS copy of Jurassic Park to avoid late fees? Good—you’re the target audience who missed that window and snoozed in instead.

Slip into this tee and relive:

A dreamy crescent moon in a Blockbuster night‑cap, peacefully snoozing while YOU panic about late fees.
Distressed midnight‑blue and popcorn‑butter gold inks—the exact colors of that ancient membership card still fossilized in your wallet.
A bold curfew reminder: “Due Back by 11—No Excuses.” (We see you, “my dog ate the tape” guy.)

Bonus Sleeve Swag:
Left arm flaunts a “Be Kind • Rewind” icon, so you can silently judge anyone who thought auto‑rewinders were a luxury item.

Wear it to bed, to brunch, or to the last surviving video store (we think it’s in Bend, Oregon)—just don’t forget to return yourself by 11.

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BLOCKBUSTER ‘OVERNIGHTER’ TEE Size Guide

Size label	Length	Width	Sleeve length
S	26.62	18.25	16.25
M	28	20.25	17.75
L	29.37	22	19
XL	30.75	24	20 ¹/₂
2XL	31.62	26	21.75
3XL	32 ¹/₂	27.75	23.25
4XL	33 ¹/₂	29.75	24.63

Dimensions are supplied by the manufacturers. Variations in product dimensions may occur and could be up to 2 inches (5 cm).

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A Length

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B Width

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C Sleeve length

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‘TOYS ’Я’ DUST’ NOSTALGIA TEE – Aisles of Broken Dreams!

$28.00

Welcome to the deserted toy aisle of your childhood—now available in wearable form! This shirt captures that magical moment when you realized your favorite giraffe had packed his bags and the shelves were stocked only with…sad, shattered dreams.

What You’re Sporting

Ghost‑Retail Dreams: Hauntingly accurate silhouette of Geoffrey staring at an empty shelf like he’s questioning every career decision since 1965.
Out‑of‑Stock Palette: Faded turquoise, sunset gold, and vaporwave magenta—because nothing says “dead retail chain” like colors you can’t quite name.
Truth Bomb Tagline: “Out of stock, never out of mind.” Translation: you’re still paying rent in nostalgia city.

Wearer Perks

Instantly triggers strangers to blurt, “Dude, I miss the smell of plastic and diecast!”
Grants +10 Cred when reminiscing about Pogs, Creepy Crawlers, or that one aisle with the weird smelling slime.
Pairs perfectly with a dusty wallet—just like the store shelves it honors.

Grab it, flaunt it, and remember: the only thing dustier than those toys is your bank account after a nostalgia binge.

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‘TOYS ’Я’ DUST’ NOSTALGIA TEE – Aisles of Broken Dreams! Size Guide

Size label	Length	Width	Sleeve length
S	26.62	18.25	16.25
M	28	20.25	17.75
L	29.37	22	19
XL	30.75	24	20 ¹/₂
2XL	31.62	26	21.75
3XL	32 ¹/₂	27.75	23.25
4XL	33 ¹/₂	29.75	24.63

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A Length

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B Width

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C Sleeve length

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'LASERDISC LEAGUE' TEE: 12‑INCH SPINNERS, 425‑LINE FLEX, & REMOTE‑CONTROL ROYALTY product image (1)

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'LASERDISC LEAGUE' TEE: 12‑INCH SPINNERS, 425‑LINE FLEX, & REMOTE‑CONTROL ROYALTY

$28.00

Tired of flimsy DVDs and streaming pixels that disappear faster than your Wi‑Fi signal? Step up to the platter that doubles as a riot shield and makes your Blu‑ray weep in jealousy: the mighty LaserDisc.

This tee lets the world know you’re part of the elite club that flips discs mid‑movie and calls it “cinema calf‑raises.”

League Credentials Woven Into the Shirt

Mega-Sized Laserdisc Icon – Big enough to moonlight as a BYOB disco ball.
Red‑Hot Laser Burst – Because lasers make everything 42% cooler and 100% less eye‑safe.
Heroic Tagline: “Spinning at 425 Lines Since ’91.” Translation: you appreciate analog resolution flexing before HD was even a glimmer.
Twinkling Retro Star Bursts – Scattered around the disc like cosmic confetti, proving every playback is an intergalactic event.

Perks of Membership

Instant Conversation Starter – Expect strangers to confess they’ve never actually seen a LaserDisc player.
Built‑In Arm Workout – Re‑enact side‑B flips to keep biceps in VHS‑rewind shape.
Authentic Screen‑Door Grain – Wearing this tee gives your life a subtle analog filter (grain sold separately).

So suit up, shine on, and remember: size matters—especially when your movie is the diameter of a vinyl and the weight of a dinner plate.

Welcome to the LaserDisc League, where buffering is just a myth you laugh at from your rotary‑phone throne.

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'LASERDISC LEAGUE' TEE: 12‑INCH SPINNERS, 425‑LINE FLEX, & REMOTE‑CONTROL ROYALTY Size Guide

Size label	Length	Width	Sleeve length
S	26.62	18.25	16.25
M	28	20.25	17.75
L	29.37	22	19
XL	30.75	24	20 ¹/₂
2XL	31.62	26	21.75
3XL	32 ¹/₂	27.75	23.25
4XL	33 ¹/₂	29.75	24.63

Dimensions are supplied by the manufacturers. Variations in product dimensions may occur and could be up to 2 inches (5 cm).

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A Length

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B Width

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C Sleeve length

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The ‘Crystal Pepsi Time‑Traveler’ Tee

$28.00

Behold the beverage that confused your taste buds, your parents, and Pepsi’s accountants—now immortalized on cotton!

Why This Shirt Exists

Crystal Bottle Centerpiece – A frosty, see‑through soda that screamed “Trust me, I’m cola!”
Retro Racing Stripes – That red‑orange speed blur nobody understood but everyone remembers.
Brutal Honesty Tagline: “Clearly Ahead of its Time.” Translation: Earth wasn’t ready for translucent sugar water—but YOUR torso is.

Wearing Instructions & Side Effects

Pair with jean shorts, slap bracelets, and your finest slap‑bracelet injuries.
Expect boomers to yell, “I actually LIKED that stuff!” while Gen‑Z Googles you in real time.
Provides +5 hydration illusion—still dries just like any other shirt.

Pro Tip: Hold it up to the light—no, you still can’t see through fabric. But hey, it’s the thought (and the carbonation burps of 1992) that counts.

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The ‘Crystal Pepsi Time‑Traveler’ Tee Size Guide

Size label	Length	Width	Sleeve length
S	26.62	18.25	16.25
M	28	20.25	17.75
L	29.37	22	19
XL	30.75	24	20 ¹/₂
2XL	31.62	26	21.75
3XL	32 ¹/₂	27.75	23.25
4XL	33 ¹/₂	29.75	24.63

Dimensions are supplied by the manufacturers. Variations in product dimensions may occur and could be up to 2 inches (5 cm).

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A Length

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B Width

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C Sleeve length

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'Channel 3 Snow Club' Tee – 8‑Bit Chill, Static Thrills & Saturday‑Morning Lag!

$28.00

If you’ve ever slapped the side of a CRT, flicked the RF switch, and prayed to the cartridge gods, congratulations—you’re already a lifetime member of the Channel 3 Snow Club. This tee is your secret handshake.

Snow‑Covered Features

Pixel Perk	Why You Need It
Retro Static TV	That sweet hiss of white noise your HDTV will never replicate.
NES Toaster Cameo	The OG console that required lung power, religious rituals, and occasional violence to boot up.
Frost‑Blue Motto: “Where every game starts with snow.”	Because “Input 2” just never felt as rebellious.

Wearer Bonus Loot

+25% nostalgia stat when paired with tube socks and microwaved Pizza Bagels.
Automatically attracts fellow cartridge‑blowers—they’ll appear out of nowhere to tell you “My copy of Zelda II STILL works.”
Emits faint ghost‑buzz sound in silent rooms (okay, maybe that’s just tinnitus from years from playing too many video games).

Slip it on, jiggle your RF cable, and revel in the icy curtain of analog bliss. Membership dues? Just your dignity after admitting you once played an entire level through rolling static because finding the remote was harder than the boss fight.

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'Channel 3 Snow Club' Tee – 8‑Bit Chill, Static Thrills & Saturday‑Morning Lag! Size Guide

Size label	Length	Width	Sleeve length
S	26.62	18.25	16.25
M	28	20.25	17.75
L	29.37	22	19
XL	30.75	24	20 ¹/₂
2XL	31.62	26	21.75
3XL	32 ¹/₂	27.75	23.25
4XL	33 ¹/₂	29.75	24.63

Dimensions are supplied by the manufacturers. Variations in product dimensions may occur and could be up to 2 inches (5 cm).

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A Length

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B Width

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C Sleeve length

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Midnight Loot: The ‘Don’t Tape LP Mode’ Tee

$34.00

Congratulations, night owl—you’ve just stumbled onto the exclusive uniform of every parking‑lot tape hustler from 1987 to 2002. This shirt immortalizes that sacred 1 a.m. handshake where a sketchy friend slid you a Maxell T‑120 full of scrambled Skinemax and half‑recorded commercials… and you still had to be home before the streetlights flickered out.

Highlights:

Neon Line Art: Because a normal palette couldn’t handle the glow of a headlight‑lit barter.
Maxell T‑120 Cameo: The only cassette that ever mattered—sorry, Sony.
Public Service Announcement: “Friends Don’t Let Friends Tape LP Mode.” Wear it. Preach it. Shame the offenders.
Collectible Cred: Owning this tee legally certifies you as a Level‑30 Analog Archivist and grants +15 nostalgia XP.

Slip this on and prepare for strangers to confess:

“Bro, I once recorded Super Bowl ads over my cousin’s wedding.”

Wear it proudly—you’re the after‑hours royalty of grainy recordings, and a walking reminder that true friendship is measured in tape speed.

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Midnight Loot: The ‘Don’t Tape LP Mode’ Tee Size Guide

Size label	Length	Width	Sleeve length
S	26.62	18.25	16.25
M	28	20.25	17.75
L	29.37	22	19
XL	30.75	24	20 ¹/₂
2XL	31.62	26	21.75
3XL	32 ¹/₂	27.75	23.25
4XL	33 ¹/₂	29.75	24.63

Dimensions are supplied by the manufacturers. Variations in product dimensions may occur and could be up to 2 inches (5 cm).

Helpful hint! Take the dimensions of an item you own and use it as a benchmark against the sizes listed in this guide.

A Length

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B Width

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C Sleeve length

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The ‘Don’t Tape LP Mode’ Tee  (Supreme Bootlegger Edition)

$38.00

**The Supreme Bootlegger Ed. features the Dave's Archives 'Miami Vice' logo on the left-chest and glorifies the 'Don't Tape LP Mode' design on the back. Double the pleasure, double the fun!

Congratulations, night owl—you’ve just stumbled onto the exclusive uniform of every parking‑lot tape hustler from 1987 to 2002. This shirt immortalizes that sacred 1 a.m. handshake where a sketchy friend slid you a Maxell T‑120 full of scrambled Skinemax and half‑recorded commercials… and you still had to be home before the streetlights flickered out.

Highlights:

Neon Line Art: Because a normal palette couldn’t handle the glow of a headlight‑lit barter.
Maxell T‑120 Cameo: The only cassette that ever mattered—sorry, Sony.
Public Service Announcement: “Friends Don’t Let Friends Tape LP Mode.” Wear it. Preach it. Shame the offenders.
Collectible Cred: Owning this tee legally certifies you as a Level‑30 Analog Archivist and grants +15 nostalgia XP.

Slip this on and prepare for strangers to confess:

“Bro, I once recorded Super Bowl ads over my cousin’s wedding.”

Wear it proudly—you’re the after‑hours royalty of grainy recordings, and a walking reminder that true friendship is measured in tape speed.

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The ‘Don’t Tape LP Mode’ Tee  (Supreme Bootlegger Edition) Size Guide

Size label	Length	Width	Sleeve length
S	26.62	18.25	16.25
M	28	20.25	17.75
L	29.37	22	19
XL	30.75	24	20 ¹/₂
2XL	31.62	26	21.75
3XL	32 ¹/₂	27.75	23.25
4XL	33 ¹/₂	29.75	24.63

Dimensions are supplied by the manufacturers. Variations in product dimensions may occur and could be up to 2 inches (5 cm).

Helpful hint! Take the dimensions of an item you own and use it as a benchmark against the sizes listed in this guide.

A Length

Set the starting point of the tape measure at the base of the collar on the top edge of the item (at the high point shoulder). Extend the tape to the bottom edge of the garment.

B Width

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C Sleeve length

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Featured Product

$28.00

This isn't just any normal tee! Get your Big Dave square-patty nostalgia fix with this iconic retro-modern reimagining of the good ol’ Hot ’n’ Juicy!

The tee from this collection sports the 'Miami Vice' style Dave's Archives mini logo on the left sleeve.

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Hot 'n' Juicy Tee Size Guide

Size label	Length	Width	Sleeve length
S	26.62	18.25	16.25
M	28	20.25	17.75
L	29.37	22	19
XL	30.75	24	20 ¹/₂
2XL	31.62	26	21.75
3XL	32 ¹/₂	27.75	23.25
4XL	33 ¹/₂	29.75	24.63

Dimensions are supplied by the manufacturers. Variations in product dimensions may occur and could be up to 2 inches (5 cm).

Helpful hint! Take the dimensions of an item you own and use it as a benchmark against the sizes listed in this guide.

A Length

Set the starting point of the tape measure at the base of the collar on the top edge of the item (at the high point shoulder). Extend the tape to the bottom edge of the garment.

B Width

Position the tape measure's starting point at the seam beneath the sleeve and extend it across the item to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the top of the shoulder seam, continue along the arm to the end of the sleeve.

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Dave’s Archives Rewind Tote – Double-Sided Nostalgia, Maximum Capacity

$36.00

Whether you’re hauling VHS tapes, thrift finds, or a weekend’s worth of microwave popcorn, this retro tote has you covered—in style.

On the front: the Dave’s Archives neon-pink VHS logo, beaming like a closed-captioned memory from his last live-stream, ha!

On the back: the universally respected code of conduct for tape culture—Be Kind, Rewind—sealed with that cheerful smiley face that once greeted you at every rental counter worth its salt.

Built to carry your analog dreams and digital realities, this bag is: