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The ‘Crystal Pepsi Time‑Traveler’ Tee

$28.00

Behold the beverage that confused your taste buds, your parents, and Pepsi’s accountants—now immortalized on cotton!

Why This Shirt Exists

  • Crystal Bottle Centerpiece – A frosty, see‑through soda that screamed “Trust me, I’m cola!”

  • Retro Racing Stripes – That red‑orange speed blur nobody understood but everyone remembers.

  • Brutal Honesty Tagline: “Clearly Ahead of its Time.” Translation: Earth wasn’t ready for translucent sugar water—but YOUR torso is.

Wearing Instructions & Side Effects

  • Pair with jean shorts, slap bracelets, and your finest slap‑bracelet injuries.

  • Expect boomers to yell, “I actually LIKED that stuff!” while Gen‑Z Googles you in real time.

  • Provides +5 hydration illusion—still dries just like any other shirt.

Pro Tip: Hold it up to the light—no, you still can’t see through fabric. But hey, it’s the thought (and the carbonation burps of 1992) that counts.

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Relaxed fit

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

The ‘Crystal Pepsi Time‑Traveler’ Tee Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

Dimensions are supplied by the manufacturers. Variations in product dimensions may occur and could be up to 2 inches (5 cm).

Helpful hint! Take the dimensions of an item you own and use it as a benchmark against the sizes listed in this guide.

A Length

Set the starting point of the tape measure at the base of the collar on the top edge of the item (at the high point shoulder). Extend the tape to the bottom edge of the garment.

B Width

Position the tape measure's starting point at the seam beneath the sleeve and extend it across the item to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the top of the shoulder seam, continue along the arm to the end of the sleeve.