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Midnight Loot: The ‘Don’t Tape LP Mode’ Tee

$34.00

Congratulations, night owl—you’ve just stumbled onto the exclusive uniform of every parking‑lot tape hustler from 1987 to 2002. This shirt immortalizes that sacred 1 a.m. handshake where a sketchy friend slid you a Maxell T‑120 full of scrambled Skinemax and half‑recorded commercials… and you still had to be home before the streetlights flickered out.

Highlights:

  • Neon Line Art: Because a normal palette couldn’t handle the glow of a headlight‑lit barter.

  • Maxell T‑120 Cameo: The only cassette that ever mattered—sorry, Sony.

  • Public Service Announcement: “Friends Don’t Let Friends Tape LP Mode.” Wear it. Preach it. Shame the offenders.

  • Collectible Cred: Owning this tee legally certifies you as a Level‑30 Analog Archivist and grants +15 nostalgia XP.

Slip this on and prepare for strangers to confess:

“Bro, I once recorded Super Bowl ads over my cousin’s wedding.”

Wear it proudly—you’re the after‑hours royalty of grainy recordings, and a walking reminder that true friendship is measured in tape speed.

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Relaxed fit

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Midnight Loot: The ‘Don’t Tape LP Mode’ Tee Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

Dimensions are supplied by the manufacturers. Variations in product dimensions may occur and could be up to 2 inches (5 cm).

Helpful hint! Take the dimensions of an item you own and use it as a benchmark against the sizes listed in this guide.

A Length

Set the starting point of the tape measure at the base of the collar on the top edge of the item (at the high point shoulder). Extend the tape to the bottom edge of the garment.

B Width

Position the tape measure's starting point at the seam beneath the sleeve and extend it across the item to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the top of the shoulder seam, continue along the arm to the end of the sleeve.