The ‘Crystal Pepsi Time‑Traveler’ Tee
Behold the beverage that confused your taste buds, your parents, and Pepsi’s accountants—now immortalized on cotton!
Why This Shirt Exists
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Crystal Bottle Centerpiece – A frosty, see‑through soda that screamed “Trust me, I’m cola!”
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Retro Racing Stripes – That red‑orange speed blur nobody understood but everyone remembers.
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Brutal Honesty Tagline: “Clearly Ahead of its Time.” Translation: Earth wasn’t ready for translucent sugar water—but YOUR torso is.
Wearing Instructions & Side Effects
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Pair with jean shorts, slap bracelets, and your finest slap‑bracelet injuries.
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Expect boomers to yell, “I actually LIKED that stuff!” while Gen‑Z Googles you in real time.
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Provides +5 hydration illusion—still dries just like any other shirt.
Pro Tip: Hold it up to the light—no, you still can’t see through fabric. But hey, it’s the thought (and the carbonation burps of 1992) that counts.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Pre-shrunk
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Dave's Archives
- Email: davesarchives-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The ‘Crystal Pepsi Time‑Traveler’ Tee Size Guide
Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
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S
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26.62
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18.25
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16.25
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M
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28
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20.25
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17.75
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L
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29.37
|
22
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19
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XL
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30.75
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24
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20 1/2
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2XL
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31.62
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26
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21.75
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3XL
|
32 1/2
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27.75
|
23.25
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4XL
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33 1/2
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29.75
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24.63
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